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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Tryke."
Next Joke
"A woman wants to buy a pair of spectacles. A woman walks into a shop and says,"" Doctor, I think I need a pair of spectacles! "" The shopkeeper replies,"" You certainly do ma'am! This is a grocery store."
"It's not illegal to wear a pinstripe suit & slick back your hair. Then go to a restaurant & ask them if they got ""that thing"" while winking."
"Tattoos are a nice way to forever honor loved ones, like family members who have passed away, or skulls with bat wings that have passed away"
"EU wants to congratulate US for their free healthcare.. .. because you did vote for Bernie didn't you?"
"I used my rosary as a whip today... Call me Indiana Joan of Arc"
"Wife Wanted A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds ""Wife Wanted"". The next day, he received hundreds of replies, all reading: ""You can have mine"
"Did you here about the kidnapping at school? He woke up."
"Did you hear about the new heated children's gloves that would turn on and off without warning? They worked inter-mitten-ly"
"You need to understand latin and german to understand this one Ovum ovum, quid lacus ego."