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Joke of the Day

"Can God be an atheist? Yes, if he has low self esteem and stops believing in himself."

"I heard a chemistry joke the other day... I heard a chemistry joke the other day, it was sodium funny I slapped my neon that one."

"Hope having cream on my hands and not being able to turn a doorknob is as close to being in jail as I get."

"How long does it take for an African mom to shit? 9 months..."

"The school wants to test my kid for gifted but the program doesn't have ""my kid is gifted"" bumper stickers, so, like, what's the point?"

"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None, he fell."

"Did you hear about that kid that had sex with his teacher? Yeah, he recently died from hi-fiving."

"*Flips over cards* It was your TC in the KIK room with the retweeter."

"What's the derivative of Amazon? Amazon Prime"

"Did Donald Trump make the right choice when picking his running mate? It de-Pence on who you ask."