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Joke of the Day

"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None, he fell."

"There were plenty of lookers-on but no witnesses. "

"The US flag on the moon lost its color and is now completely white It's now the French flag."

"My Grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off of a guard tower."

"How does Romney only claim a 14% tax rate? He claims 47% of the U.S. as dependents."

"Q: What is the pink stuff between elephant's toes? A: Slow clowns."

"I didn't sleep so well last night... So this morning I made my coffee with Red Bull instead of water. I made it halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Alec ! Alec who ? Alec-tricity. Isn't that a shock !"

"Want to hear a joke about the ozone layer? [depleted]"

"How does George W. Bush do well on his high school midterms? He uses study strategeries."