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Joke of the Day
"Did Donald Trump make the right choice when picking his running mate? It de-Pence on who you ask."
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"How does Google translate ""ten dead American cops"" into any other language? \_()_/ "
"At what point does the dentist stop giving you toothbrushes? Dude, I'm forty. I have one."
"So what going on with dead baby jokes? I think there dying off."
"A sweet treat. I find my sex life is a lot like Nutella. Everyone loves it and has it all the time, and I'm just sitting in bed alone with a box of Ritz crackers."
"Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain? It failed the Smaug test."
"I've yet to find a romantic comedy that speaks to me. Maybe if they set it in an institution or an Arby's restroom."
"My girlfriend told me she wanted a ring. So I said ""Bitch, take your phone off silent!"""
"The blonde tip-toed near the medicine cabinet so that she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills. This is not a joke, ambien serious!"
"A hurricane is like a woman. When they come, they are wet, crazy, and wild. But when they leave, they take your house and your car."