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Joke of the Day

"I heard a chemistry joke the other day... I heard a chemistry joke the other day, it was sodium funny I slapped my neon that one."

"Why are Hispanic dwarves called Paragraphs? They're too short to be called Essays."

"WIFE: I want u to be more spontaneous ME: ok [later] ME: *hides in closet with goalie mask on waiting for her to walk by*"

"Benedict Cumberbatch is proof that a white guy banged a cat."

"So my buddy thought it'd be a good idea to get an inspirational tattoo on his forehead... Boy, was his face read."

"What does your sex life have in common with a highway bridge? If you have weight limits you aren't going to see as much traffic."

"never trust quotes from the Internet ~Abraham Lincoln"

"How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies..."

"Jersey Shore star Mike Sorrentino was indicted on tax charges today The Situation does not look good legally."

"I used to be addicted to the hokey pokey... ...but then I turned myself around."