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Joke of the Day

"I heard a chemistry joke the other day... I heard a chemistry joke the other day, it was sodium funny I slapped my neon that one."

"I made a popular girl laugh today... by asking her out."

"God likes Saturn more than he likes earth Because if he had liked it, he would of put a ring on it."

"""Itself"" ""Itself"" ""Itself"" ""Itself"" ""Itself"" ""Itself"" ""Itself"" ""Itself"" ""Itself"" ""Itself"" ""Itself"" ""Itself"" ""Itself"" ""Itself"" ~History"

"The doctor asked for a urine sample, a blood sample and a semen sample So I gave him my underwear"

"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office... completely naked, but wrapped in plastic wrap. The psychiatrist looks him and down and says...I can clearly see your nuts."

"What was Charles Dickens' favourite experimental pop album? It was the best of Grimes..."

"Did you hear the joke about Melania Trump? Yeah sorry. You've probably heard it before."

"Ever heard of the band called 1023 Megabites? Of course not, they haven't had any gigs yet."

"[Court] ""Do you swear to tell the whole truth, and nothing but the truth?"" Me: yes. *GF from the back* DO THESE PANTS MAKE ME LOOK FAT?"