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Joke of the Day
"What's the derivative of Amazon? Amazon Prime"
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"Religion is like AIDS. Keep it to yourself."
"Mother: How do you like your new teacher ? Son: I don't. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn't give me one !"
"Whats the best way to castrate a priest? Kick the alter boy in the chin"
"I just paid $25 for a hot 20 year old chick to rub her boobs all over me I love having my hair cut."
"What's black and white and red all over? Battleship Potemkin"
"Where was the declaration of independence signed? At the bottom."
"I took off my bra and chips fell out. Plot twist I haven't been eating chips"
"Boko Haram have really had a radical change in direction since their Whiter Shade of Pale days"
"What do you call an Italian who has sex with kids? PASTA"