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Joke of the Day

"*Flips over cards* It was your TC in the KIK room with the retweeter."

"What do you get when you mix an owl with a rooster? A cock who stays up all night."

"You shouldn't trust dermatologists. They make a lot of rash decisions."

"What do you call two Caucasian fellows in a box? Saltines."

"I wanted to upload the Mexico-Chile game to PornHub... ... but PornHub said they don't accept rape."

"Our generation doesn't knock on doors. We will call or text to let you know we're outside."

"Teacher: If 1+1=2 and 2+2=4 what is 4+4? Pupil: That's not fair! You answer the easy ones and leave us with the hard one!"

"If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey eats my roosters feet, what do I get? Two feet of cock up your ass."

"Math problems are like women If they're under 18 just do them in your head"

"Lindt Chocolate are to make a new Chocolate bar to commemorate the terrorist attack on its cafe in Sydney It will be called allahu akBAR"