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Joke of the Day
"What's black and blue and hates sex? The boy scout in my trunk."
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"What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen? A computer virus!"
"Siri, who's in my trunk?"
"A UNIX Salesperson A unix salesperson named Lenore Loved her job, but loved the beach more. She devised such a way to combine work and play: She sells C-shells by the seashore"
"What's the difference between black people and cancer? The cancer evolves."
"What's worse than your doctor telling you that you have gonorrhea? Getting the news from your dentist"
"Guess who I bumped into at Specsavers Everyone"
"So what do you think? New hair? No Shoes? No Bag? No Pants? No * 3 days later watching TV OMG u rearranged the living room - Men"
"Why did the lime disapprove of his daughter? Because she was a little tart."
"How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math? Carry the Juan"