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Joke of the Day
"What's black and blue and hates sex? The boy scout in my trunk."
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"What did one calculator say to the other when it was time for it to leave? Aight I'll calcu-lata"
"Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken!"
"One day at a Stripper Club Stripper: ""The more you tip, the more I'll reveal!"" (*tips more money*) Stripper: ""Bush did 9/11!"""
"i've fallen out of my fair share of windows in my time and lets be honest, glass and air look basically the same"
"""I'd like to raise a toast."" *Cradles bread in arms, accepting this step into motherhood*"
"My Czech mate is surprisingly bad at chess"
"Whats with all this Anti-Semitic Jokes lately? Jew nose... - I am truely sorry for that one"
"Did you hear about the cannibal spider that ate his uncle's wife? He was an aunteater."
"You should never trust a Scottish tailor. It'll get you kilt."