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Joke of the Day

"A UNIX Salesperson A unix salesperson named Lenore Loved her job, but loved the beach more. She devised such a way to combine work and play: She sells C-shells by the seashore"

"If there is a hurricane coming why don't we just name it a black name? For all we know, they would probaby never show up."

"I threw my cat a surprise party. Long story short, I need 30 stitches and learned I should never scream 'SURPRISE' directly in my cat's face"

"What is Santa's favorite band? Slayer."

"Naming my favorite books is like choosing which of my kids I love more! In that I have a full list right here, do you have a pencil ready"

"What is the difference between a camel and a college student? Camel can go days without drinking!"

"Imagine Iron Man having an iron deficiency That would be ironic."

"Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons? They outgrew their leotards."

"yo mama is so fat she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day."

"So I guess nobody's into necrophilia humor. Because all the jokes are fucking dead."