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Joke of the Day
"Why did the lime disapprove of his daughter? Because she was a little tart."
Next Joke
"I could have sworn I saw fig flavored altoids the other day.. must have been a figment of my imagination."
"Has anyone here heard of the Mexican train conductor who went crazy and ran over a bunch of people? He had locomotives!"
"All of my friends are jealous when they find out I hooked up with my math teacher in high school But honestly, being homeschooled sucked."
"People who like ""The Bachelor"" are like racists; you know they're out there, but you just hope your friends don't feel that way."
"The rest of these people must be totally shitfaced. -me, driving in England"
"My mate's gambling is getting out of hand. He's just bet his newborn son in our game of poker. I thought, ""I might have to raise him."""
"There are 10 types of people in the world Those who understand binary and those who don't"
"Being rich seems convenient."
"chicken & KFC Q: Why did the chicken go to KFC? A: He wanted to see a chicken strip."