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Joke of the Day
"What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen? A computer virus!"
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"How many radical feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? That's not funny."
"If I was an author I would make my pen name... *Page Turner.*"
"Zweireiher Mantel Trenchcoat Hee Grand Damen Fruehling Herbst elegant Zweireiher Mantel Trenchcoat"
"Blonde joke Two blondes walk into a bar, the third one ducked."
"My British girlfriend was complaining about her period again I told her to stop being such a bloody cunt."
"What does a pedophile order when he goes to a cannibal restaurant? Eh, just something off the kids menu."
"Where are male pornstars buried? Deadwood."
"well i was going to climb mount everest but this yelp review says theres a nude man at the summit swinging chains around and yelling ""fuck u"
"I made the kids put sunglasses on the snowman so he wouldn't have to make eye contact with the neighbors."