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Joke of the Day

"What's grey, has one leg, sits at the end of your bed and takes the piss out of you? A kidney dialysis machine."

"There's nothing a ""Baby On Board"" sticker says that the Honda Odyssey it's on doesn't already say."

"Tonight I'll be teaching a poetry class for prison inmates called ""Prose & Cons""."

"What's the last sound you hear before a pube hits the floor? tppppthh....""spit sound"""

"Why do black people have white hands? There's a little good in everybody."

"My doctor told me I have 2 months to live So I shot him and the judge gave me 30 years"

"What do Yoko Ono and African children have in common? They both survive on dead beatles (beetles)."

"I stepped on a rusty Lego the other day... I'm worried I might have contracted Tetris."

"What does Sean Connery wear to avoid the paparazzi? His shunglasshesh"

"Pretty sure nobody would run marathons if they were never allowed to talk about running marathons."