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Joke of the Day

"What is the difference between a boat and a woman? The boat cuts through the water, a woman waters through the cut."

"How old is Cam Brain? As old as trilobites."

"What's the advantage to fingering a gypsy on her period? You get your palm red for free"

"Welcome to our swimming ool ! Notice there is no P in it."

"I had an arguement with a philosophy major I told him NO, I don't want avocado on my footlong!"

"What famous chiropodist ruled England ? William the Corn-cutter!"

"What do hockey goaltenders and Alaskan prostitutes have in common? They only change their pads after the third period."

"What do you call a SWAT team with Snoop Dogg? A Blunt force"

"Been doing a lot of gay clubbing recently The baby seals put up less of a fight though..."

"What's the Square Root of 69? Ate something."