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Joke of the Day
"How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they enlighten themselves."
Next Joke
"Did you hear about the boy born with no eyelids? Doctors decided to make some for him out of his foreskin. They say that the boy is doing fine now, but he's a little cock-eyed."
"What's the difference between the Holocaust and a goat? You can't milk a goat for over 50 years"
"A man walks into a bar... OUCH!!!!"
"Today I set my location on Tinder to Flint, Michigan I heard the girls are hella thirsty"
"How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs? None......he ""fell"""
"Today is definitely a good day to be kissed but I'm going to sit inside and look at my phone because sometimes that feels like kissing too"
"Three Nuns Walked Into A Bar The fourth one ducked."
"Sex toy or Dog toy? What do you think?! http://www.cinderellastyle.com/can-you-tell-if-its-a-sex-toy-or-a-dog-toy-game-show/"
"Cheesy joke Cheddar"