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Joke of the Day
"How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, they enlighten themselves."
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"A Catholic priest comes in a bar...... on a 5 year old boy's face."
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm an adder Great can you help me with my accounts then please!"
"Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: A kangaroo stuck in a tree."
"Apologizing does not always mean you are wrong. It just means that you value your relationships more than your ego"
"If you see a profile pic with 1 fat girl and 1 pretty girl and can't figure out who's profile it is, make no mistakes... it's the fat one's."
"How many Mexicans does it take to build a.... never mind, they're done"
"What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs? Unfortunate."
"How many dislexic mods does it take to screw a lightbulb ? [Remodve]"
"I walked up to a group of girls. I said, ""Would you like to see a magic trick?"" ""Yes,"" they smiled eagerly. Then I handed them a David Blaine DVD and walked off."