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"How many dislexic mods does it take to screw a lightbulb ? [Remodve]"
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"Mexican and Black jokes are all the same... You've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal."
"What was Adolf Hitler's campaign slogan? *""Auschwitz the old, in with the Jews!""*"
"""Honey why are there broken condoms on our sofa?"" ""Shhhhh, our kids'll hear you"""
"if you're ever worried there's an intruder in your house, shout 69 down the stairs. if no one laughs, there's no one there"
"Did you hear about the man who died at the spaghetti factory? He's with the angel hair now."
"What does Mozart put on his front lawn? Metrognomes"
"Did you hear about the guy who won the Nobel for inventing time travel to the future? He was ahead of his time."
"What do you call a reptile wearing a vest? An investigator. Ba dum tss."
"What do you call a scent that wanders? An a-roam-a."