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Joke of the Day
"How many Mexicans does it take to build a.... never mind, they're done"
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"[Calls boss] I won't be in today ""Why not?"" [camera pans out to a raccoon wearing sunglasses driving away in my car] I've got the shits."
"COMPUTER CHAT What did one computer say to the other? 010101101010101010101"
"""Normal people"" are the most fucked up people you will ever meet."
"Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail."
"Unemployed joke #2843 I know a couple jokes about unemployed people. Too bad none of them work."
"Went to Bingo yesterday, Got two fat ladies... Worst 3some ever."
"That moment when the woman you're dancing behind bends over so you can grind it, then you realize she just lost an earring... and that no one else in Starbucks can hear your iPod."
"What does Tim Cook do when he's home alone at night? Jack off"
"I used the toilet just after my wife and noticed that her shit really does smell of roses. Hardly surprising. She's polished off four tins of the fuckers in the last two days"