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Joke of the Day

"Doctor Doctor I think I'm an adder Great can you help me with my accounts then please!"

"My girlfriend called me a misogynist today That's a big word for a female."

"What is a lazy persons favourite exercise routine? Diddly squat."

"Like on Amazon or in our house? [My response when my wife asks me if I can find something for her]"

"Stephen Hawking walks into a bar haha just kidding"

"A Jewish Redditor made a foreskin joke. [removed]"

"*man choking* Is there a doc in the house? *Dr Pepper rises* *searches man's pockets* Hey ur no doctor! *moustache falls off* *it's Mr Pibb*"

"Why do weathermen name hurricanes after women? Because when they come they're wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and car with them."

"Plunging... ...is like performing CPR on your toilet."

"i take my gf on a balloon ride to propose. a field of wild flowers spells Women Are Crooks. ""oops sorry."" i apologize. ""that ones for my dad"