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Joke of the Day
"Doctor Doctor I think I'm an adder Great can you help me with my accounts then please!"
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"Is that gluten free? You mean Kosher for Passover, right?"
"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only cums once a year!"
"Coworker: These heels are killing my feet but they're so cute. Me: These ugly Sketchers I'm wearing have insides made out of memory foam."
"Employers are now blocking Twitter at the office. Is there a way I can do that on my home computer? Asking for a guy who should be working."
"I just heard an add on the radio stressing the importance of healthy muscles and it inspired me to bend my elbows more while eating cake."
"When I hear commercials say ""win a trip for you and six friends"" I start counting to see if I have six friends."
"How many fugitives does it take to fix a light bulb? 1/3"
"A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3. He says, ""uno, dos..."" *Poof* ... He disappears without a tres."
"Roosters are just edible alarm clocks"