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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs? Unfortunate."
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"Why Don't Lobsters Share? Because they're shellfish."
"With my wife it was sex, sex, sex... Yes, three times in 35 years"
"EA just announced this amazing FIFA 16 feature - player is now able to run from the FBI"
"[first day as Tour Guide in History Museum] ""And if you look over here you'll see a lot more really old shit."""
"What did the alien say to the cat? Take me to your litter."
"My recipe for vodka-flavoured brats never caught on. It was the Absolut wurst."
"A friend told me I take twitter way too seriously. Don't worry, I unfollowed her."
"What's a pedophile's favorite shoe? White vans"
"I remember Pandora back when it was called your dad trying to find a song he liked on a road trip."