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Joke of the Day
"Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: A kangaroo stuck in a tree."
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"The creator of predictive text died today His funfair is next monkey"
"I don't always roll a joint... But when I do it's my ankle."
"[Writing Silence of the Lambs] Anyone have an idea for the cannibal's name? Jim: Hannibal? Anyone? Jim: Hannibal Anyone other than Jim?"
"What is the difference between a horse and a duck? One goes quick and the other goes quack!"
"Why do old men take Viagra... It stops them from rolling out of bed."
"Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She didn't wear a seatbelt."
"Church is the worst book club ever. We've been talking about the same book for 2,000 years and most of us still haven't even read it"
"What is worse then a centipede with sore feet? A giraffe with a sore throat"
"When a band has Z's where S's should be in their name, I'm like, ""Woah, watch out! These bad boys aren't playing by society's rules."""