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Joke of the Day

"Good things about drinking on the plane: 1. You don't have to drive. 2. No matter how much you drink, they can't throw you out."

"I was born with a silver spoon in my mouth My parents were into some kinky shit"

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"Where did Czechslovakia split up? At the Czech-out line."

"Getting marriage advice from a priest is like taking your lawn mower to Burger King to get repaired."

"I recently quit my job at a wind farm... It turns out i'm not a big fan"

"Does the 5 second rule count for a baby? Asking for... Nevermind, her mom picked her up."

"It's Friday night, you know what that means! I'm going to get loaded and tweet a bunch of stupid shit and then delete it all tomorrow. Yay!"

"Invention a German engineer has just invented a land mine that looks like a prayer mat. You should invest in this because prophets are going through the roof!"

"The record companies have done a good job of fighting piracy by releasing music no one wants to steal."