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Joke of the Day
"What did Josh say when asked if his sister was good in bed? ""I Duggar."""
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"A woman walks into her doctor's office NSFW she ask's her doctor: is it possible to get pregnant from anal sex? her doctor replies: of course, how do you think lawyers are born?"
"My dad said I'm likeable. I think of myself more as a lion but whatever."
"I'll see your Limerick. . I was driving along in my Bentley, tossing off ever so gently I hit a bump in the road and I shot my load not on purpose, but quite accidently!"
"You guys hear about the new Lebron James phone? It only vibrates, it doesn't have a ring."
"How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked."
"What do you call a dinosaur with good dental hygiene? A flossiraptor"
"TIL The U.S is #18 in Mathematics worldwide. At least we're in the top 10."
"What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic grocery bag? One is made of plastic and dangerous for children to play with... And the other carries groceries."
"It only took me one drink to get drunk... I just can't remember if it was the seventh or the eighth (George Burns)"