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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a dinosaur with good dental hygiene? A flossiraptor"
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"A man turns to another and says: ""sitting here is almost as bad as being drunk"" the second man, confused, asks ""How bad can being drunk be?"" the first responds, ""Try asking a glass of water"""
"What goes into the mouth of a quarter horse? Two bits!"
"Van Gogh's girlfriend: my dearest Vincent, lend me your ear Him: cuts ear off Her: I just wanted u to listen to me Him: nah, I'm good"
"What did the kid say to his mother right before he went to India? Mumbai"
"So, there's a chicken and a frog in a library... The chicken shouts: ""Bok!"" The frog replies: ""Reddit!"""
"This lady cashier asked me if I wanted it ""double bagged""...I said ""No, you're not THAT ugly..."" And that's why I'm not allowed in Target."
"The Russians official stance on the downed MH17 flight: Donetsk, don't tell."
"I've been to Iraq twice and Afghanistan once. Still not as scary as my ex's number popping up on my phone this morning."
"I thought I share this gem What is the worse thing you can do to a blind man? .....Leave the plunger in the toilet!"