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Joke of the Day

"My dad said I'm likeable. I think of myself more as a lion but whatever."

"What do you call a veal-birthing cow? De-calf"

"Jenny McCarthy was wearing a jacket and gloves in Time Square on New Years Eve. I didn't know she believes in the theory of weather."

"Why are Pokemon terrible to play hide and seek with? Because they pikachu"

"I found out R. Kelly had sex with that girl because she reminded him of his mother He has an Oedipiss complex."

"Review about the movie ""Ip Man"" (1/5) Disappointing. Totally not about networking or computer. Just some random Chinese guy hitting people."

"I try to avoid nice people so they can stay that way."

"My 11 year old made this up. Why did the pirate need a hooker? Because he lost his hand."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? She wanted to lay it on the line."

"I quit a job re-writing pre-classical Greek literature into braille. This was months ago. It feels like ancient history."