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Joke of the Day
"Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left? Because women are right."
Next Joke
"What's a golf club's favorite type of music? Swing!"
"What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? What's up my nigga?!"
"Nice that after 17 years of marriage I can still have a sex dream about my wife. Last night the role of my wife was played by Jessica Alba."
"Why do French tanks have rearview mirrors? So they can see the battle."
"What's red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator."
"Me: You need to eat vegetables instead of candy if you want to be tall. 4-year-old: I'll just be small and happy."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape North Korea's long range missiles."
"Reality! 11:30- I will go to bed soon. 03:30- Why am i on wikipedia reading about advanced nuclear theory."
"Did you hear about the man who got the left side of his body blown up? he's all right"