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Joke of the Day
"What's a golf club's favorite type of music? Swing!"
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"They should hire people to stand in Times Square and yell ""WALK FASTER!"""
"Why did the t-rex cross the road? Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet."
"With American Airlines stock at 20 cents, I can't decide between paying for two checked bags or buying half the company."
"I went shopping . . . I went to the supermarket to get some groceries. When I got to the dairy section, they only had one piece of cheese left. It was provolone."
"Me: Not to be racist but you look like you're sick Her: How was that racist? Me: I said ""not to be racist"" you must be sicker than I thought"
"Islam Is a religion of peace"
"Off is the general direction in which I wish you would fuck."
"My friend lost his left hand... He's all right now."
"Don't forget to put everybody before her so she has no clue whether you really give a shit or not"