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Joke of the Day
"Q: How did bulldogs get such flat noses? - A: From chasing cars."
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"How many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to shoot the room for being black."
"I'm such a funny guy that everybody laughs at me. My life is a meme :')"
"What do Abraham Lincoln and Peyton Manning have in common? Neither can finish a play."
"What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans? Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today."
"My neighbor won't give me a straightforward answer, he's always beating around the bush. Every time I ask why he just says ""fuck you Gerald, it's my bush and I'll masturbate here if I want to"""
"Why was the new Mexican sad? He was out of meth. Why was the old Mexican sad? All his friends are dead."
"What do you call an American with a lavatory on his head ? John."
"Your mom is like a moped She's a little slow but still fun to ride."
"""Always give your food a rinse before you eat it,"" my dad always used to say. Lovely man. Made terrible sandwiches."