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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape North Korea's long range missiles."
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"I bought 2 Chainz' latest album, but it was the censored edition. It's easily one of the best instrumental CDs I've heard in a long time."
"Q: What kind of socks do you find in your backyard? A: Garden hose."
"Who is a Graduate student's least favorite Greek Hero? Thesus"
"Did you hear about the peanut in the hospital? He was assaulted."
"Global bee population is drastically dwindling, what can they do to save themselves? Pretty simple. They need to learn English and say Let us bee!"
"If by ""unload the dishwasher"" you mean take out clean utensils as I need them, then yes I unloaded the dishwasher."
"I don't think so, people who are thinking so."
"My pants say yoga but my ass says more cupcakes please"
"Today I was asked by a Red Cross member if I could help towards the floods in Pakistan I said I would, but I don't have a hose that reaches that far"