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Joke of the Day
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape North Korea's long range missiles."
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"99% of my socks are single and you don't see them crying about it."
"What do you call a blowjob from a homeless person ? A Bummer"
"My girlfriend told me my dick was two inches bigger than her ex!! Then it dawned on me she used to be a lesbian :("
"Why should you never eat your girl out in the morning? Ever pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"I wish vaginas were like MacBooks. Macs don't get viruses."
"Say what you will about terrorists, but those guys really know how to paint the town red."
"What are the three rings of Marriage? The Engagement Ring, The Wedding Ring, and The Suffer-ring."
"Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle? It's always right."
"The worst thing about having tourettes... People are always expecting you to say something funny."