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Joke of the Day

"How many Mexican's does it take to change a lightbulb? Juan"

"Apple was going to make a smaller version of the ipod touch for kids, until they realized the name iTouch Kids wasnt an acceptable name."

"Bae: Are you coming over? Me: Yes, I'm coming over. - Me and Bae having CB Radio sex"

"Police nearly apprehended a drug dealer selling cocaine in a tobacco store. They were close, but no cigar."

"What do you call a Muslim who is also a pilot? Greg if you're a friend, Gregory if you were introduced, Mr. Abdalla if you're doing business with one another."

"I feel sorry for homeless gay people They have no closet to come out of"

"Why do all black people have nightmares? Because the last one to have a dream got shot."

"""What if we make headphones that stay in people's ears?"" ""Good idea Bob!"" [aside] ""Kill him and his whole family."" -Apple meeting"

"what do anal sex and vegetables have in common? you enjoy both more as an adult if they arent forced on you as a child."

"TIL you can get dishonorably discharged from the Navy... for boarding the wrong vessel... just once Whoops, wrong *sub*."