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Joke of the Day
"Jesus, my local time travel club postponed their meeting again.. Now its last week"
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"Chai Tea My wife just got back from Tai Chi class. She brewed a pot of Chai Tea. I told here it tasted pretty shi... The bruises will heal soon."
"Why did the Scottish cannibal live on a sugar plantation? He said ''So that I can feed my lads with m'lasses!"
"I looked up ""my future as an electrician"". It was very bright."
"If God wanted you in church all morning, why did he invent fun?"
"History Of The Hipster Culture That You Probably Never Heard Of, But Whatever #futurecollegeclass"
"The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord."
"*climbs Mt. Everest hoping to find clarity, PEACE & a deeper understanding of myself & the world* ""When did they put a Starbucks up here?"""
"I had sex while camping once It was fucking intentse."
"What does soylent green taste like? It varies from person to person."