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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a smart Australian? A New Zealander"
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"?When the moon hits your eye? You'll be killed. It's massive."
"IDEA: Cry HoleTM - the hole you can cry in"
"Why Do Black People Run Fast? Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water."
"What television show best describes a mothers virginity? Lost"
"It's impossible for a woman to say I'm not overreacting' without screaming."
"I walked into a Jamaican cafe, I was hungry and a' thirstin'. I asked the barman for a tot of navy rum and a pie of some description. He said we got no rum and no pies, no rum and no pies."
"The cannabis industry... It's a growing market."
"A man is sitting at home when he hears someone knocking at the door Knock Knock Knock knock Knock knock knock Knock knock knock knock knock ""Who's there?"" ""Fibonacci"""
"Why did the chicken go around the world? Because his name was Marco Pollo.."