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Joke of the Day

"What spends a good 3 hours a day in my hand? *hint* it starts with P and ends with S. Pens! :D ... wait what were YOU THINKING?!?!?!"

"How does a cow kiss? Smooooooch"

"Tits are like Legos I'm always stepping on them."

"How cold is it outside? It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."

"You can freeze a human to -273.15 C He'd be 0K."

"How many cops shootings does it take to have an indictment? Error [value unknown]"

"The moderators of The Joke Cafe rejected the joke I submitted about my penis. ... They said it was too long."

"I phoned the local gym and I asked if they could teach me how to do the splits. He said, ""How flexible are you?"" I said, ""I can't make Tuesdays."

"How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a light bulb? Hey wanna go ride bikes?"

"What's a control freaks favorite macro? Control+U"