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Joke of the Day
"What's a control freaks favorite macro? Control+U"
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"3 Old Women and a Flasher Three old women are sitting on a park bench when a man comes by and flashes them. Two of them have a stroke, and the third one couldn't reach."
"I'm not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings, I'm a drunk, we go to parties."
"[walks up to coworker's desk] I know I don't say this often enough, but thank you for not showing me pictures of your kids."
"What did the lesbian vampire say to the other? See ya next month."
"Wenn ist das Nunstuck git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!"
"Overheard two doctors in the emergency ward They were discussing a patient who had arrived with six plastic horses stuck in his rectum. Described his condition as stable."
"An apple a day..... Causes job shortages in the hospital. Have a burger instead!"
"What happened to the cow that jumped over the barbed wire fence? Udder destruction"
"How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair"