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Joke of the Day
"You can freeze a human to -273.15 C He'd be 0K."
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"Seen on the back of a Harley-Davidson Tee Shirt: ""If you can read this, my bitch fell off."""
"My 3-year-old told me she covered the house in ""fairy dust"" She better mean cocaine because if it's glitter somebody's going to be homeless"
"Where does a toxicologist go to get the best possible education? A Poison Ivy League College."
"It sucks when you try to join a gang in a new city and find out none of your street creds transferred."
"Scissors Commercial: *Montage of people karate chopping paper in half* Narrator: Don't you wish there was a better... Nevermind that was rad"
"I'm never buying a fish fryer from Linkin Park ever again. I fried so hard, and got sole far, but in the end it doesn't even batter!"
"[crouches down] [rubs earth between fingers] 'The pizza went that way ..'"
"I call my girlfriend Dumbledore. She's a head master."
"The coolest thing about dating Mystique from the X-men is the unlimited free food samples she can get for you at Costco."