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Joke of the Day
"I never feel as much panic as I do when the cashier asks me if I have their member card yet."
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"My girlfriend is a bit like water.. She's H2O without the 2."
"Why did the skeleton burp in the church ? He didn't have the guts to fart"
"Me: Things are going well. *knocks on wood* 5-year-old: Who's there? Me: It's not a knock knock joke. 5: It's not a knock knock joke who?"
"You know, Professional Wrestling is lot like the country of China. 90% of the stuff they do is Fake."
"Why did the calf cross the road? To get to the udder side"
"This unicorn sitting next to me is saying that I took too many Vicodin."
"That ONE time In class you raise your hand, and some motherfucker screams out the answer."
"200 Catholics, one cup. -Mass"
"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the chin..."