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"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the chin..."
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"I know a guy who refuses to use anything except paper money. But he says he's trying to change."
"35,000 black people walked into a bar... According to the Louisiana Official Ledger, Jurisdiction Kudrow."
"Two self-driving cars, certain of their inevitable collision, calculate the Klout scores of their passengers to decide which ones to save."
"What's the difference between a corvette and a blowjob? Your mom didn't give me a corvette"
"What do you call a plant and sock hybrid? A sockluent"
"optimists: the glass is half full. pessimists: the glass is half empty feminists: the glass is being raped"
"Keep an identical glass of vodka next to the water on your bedside table for a refreshing morning game of Russian Roulette"
"""Hey man, the hot girl from class winked at me today!"" ""Really, bro?"" ""Yeah, with both eyes too!"""
"Why didn't the Mexican go bow hunting? Because he didn't habanero"