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Joke of the Day

"How do you circumcise a hillbilly? Kick his sister in the chin..."

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"Newsflash: Two criminals have escaped from prison today. One is orange and 9ft tall and the other green and yellow and 2ft Gin tall. The police are searching high and low for them."
"Science confirm that humans can ingest deadly poison or even molten lava. Once"
"Here's a tip: When making sad face emoticons, use :( If you use ): that means your mouth fell off and a frisbee is lodged in your forehead"
"What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes? A corn snake"
"How are Michael Jackson and McDonalds similar? They both put 40 year old meat in between 8 year old buns."
"You can't keep eating people's lunches from the break room & blaming the Taliban. A lot of what you've been stealing is pork for one thing."
"Did you hear about the blackout? Don't worry, I shot him."
"dark humor What are your favorite dark humor jokes"
"my penis so big.... it goes from A to Z on the keyboard"