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Joke of the Day

"Why did the skeleton burp in the church ? He didn't have the guts to fart"

"Did you hear the one about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil and paper."

"I noticed a bank teller having trouble counting coins so i bumped into his desk and knocked some cents into him."

"Nothing intrigues me more than wondering who inspired the DO NOT DRINK stickers on the back of cement trucks."

"I stuck a ""Baby On Board"" sign on my minivan to warn the other drivers how fussy and tantrum-y I get when traffic's bad or I miss my nap."

"How does every racist joke start? By looking over your shoulder"

"Have you heard the joke about Ebola yet? You probably won't get it."

"Sometimes I can't tell if I'm looking at a captcha or a text from my mom."

"What do you call a person that's not doing anything at a temple? An idle worshiper."

"I ""Liked"" your comment on my status update because I'm too lazy to respond."