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Joke of the Day
"200 Catholics, one cup. -Mass"
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"What do you call a legless nun? Virgin immobile. Loosely based off the nun in a wheelchair joke."
"If it's your imperfections that make you beautiful, I'm pretty sure I should be a supermodel."
"I went to the Zoo today, only animal there was a dog... It was a Shih Tzu"
"A Blond walks into a Bar ""Ouch"""
"What is orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot!"
"4/10 Teachers in the UK 'assaulted by pupils' This is terrible... Go for us in assemblies, we're all grouped up. You can't miss!"
"If a blind couple breaks up... would they start hearing other people?"
"First rule of robbing banks is you have to shout, ""THIS IS A ROBBERY!"" Otherwise they might think it's a baptism."
"What's the difference between a hockey team and a Russian woman? The hockey team showers after three periods."