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Joke of the Day
"Why did the calf cross the road? To get to the udder side"
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"How do you get in touch with the models in the pictures that come with the frame? I have an out of control, elaborate lie I need help with."
"Hey girl, are you a zero APR loan? Because I don't really understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest"
"What kind of ears do trains have? Engineers (engine ears)."
"I'm planning to open a Norwegian/Middle Eastern fast-food restaurant. It's called The Valhallah Snakbar."
"My mother always told me if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all... And some people wonder why I'm so quiet around them."
"how did the female half of the interracial couple open up the discussion about her swinging fantasy? Cracker wanna poly?"
"I woke up hungover but couldn't make myself throw up. So I guess I have a lotta shit to deal with today."
"I can never understand why people act surprised when horrible things happen. Where have you been since birth?"
"Germans be like: Been there, Done that."