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Joke of the Day
"That ONE time In class you raise your hand, and some motherfucker screams out the answer."
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"""Not much. Just hanging out, hoping for World War III."" - Map makers"
"What's a rock group with four guys that don't sing? Mount Rushmore"
"What is the difference Between a santa and a jew? Santa enters the chimney and jew leaves the chimney."
"[Giraffe Weatherman] ""Yes Bob, we have a major blizzard happening up here but *giraffe lowers head* on the ground we're still looking good."""
"why do giraffes have long necks? because they have smelly feet!!"
"What do you call a 58 year old man that has sex with a 9 year old girl? The Prophet Muhammad."
"What do you call it when you can't decide between a natural birth and the hospital? A midwife crisis."
"Why did the blind lady fall into a well? She didn't see that well."
"I don't know why old people drive so slowly.. If you're 85 you should be driving 85, you ain't got much time left!"