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Joke of the Day
"How is Sandusky like a tortoise? He gets there before the hair..."
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"My mom always said to wash the food before eating it She was a great woman. Not so her sandwiches."
"An inverse exorcism... When you have to summon Satan to get the priest out of the boy."
"The strangest thing happened. A coworker who always says, ""Living the dream"" was mysteriously stabbed 37 times in the neck with my car keys."
"""Dammit. I had shit planned today."" -- a spider being carried out of the house with a cup and piece of paper"
"I looked up ""cock"" in the dictionary... It says ""the male of the domestic fowl or chicken"". That's all my black female neighbours ever talk about, they must really love fried chicken."
"What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits? Hobbitat for Humanity"
"What class does everyone remember fondly from Highschool? Nostalgebra"
"How did they come up with Canada's name? Well first they picked a C, eh. Then an N, eh. Then a D, eh."
"Why don't old people have sex? Have you ever tried to open a grilled cheese sandwich?"