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Joke of the Day
"How is Sandusky like a tortoise? He gets there before the hair..."
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"People are always mistaking things I say as racist. The other day, this guy thought I called him a 'sand nigger.' But what I said was, 'get out of the sand, nigger. Volleyball is a white man's sport.'"
"What's the difference between a Pizza and an onion? No one cries when you cut up Pizza."
"What illness makes you sneeze on your laptop screen? A computer virus!"
"A 3-foot long chocolate bar is ""fun size"" not a 2-inch one. I'm not afraid to be controversial."
"What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White? Shaking Bad."
"I have an on again off again relationship with clothing."
"I always heat up my Thanksgiving leftovers. I quit cold turkey a long time ago."
"50 blondes Q:What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear? A: A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe"
"A dyslexic optometrist diagnosed a patient with stigmata."