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Joke of the Day
"I always heat up my Thanksgiving leftovers. I quit cold turkey a long time ago."
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"I once submitted 10 puns to a contest to see which one would win. Unfortunately, no-pun-in-ten-did."
"Why is Rengar so OP? Because E: Bola Strike."
"For most people, when you lose your ""khakis"" you lost your pants. When you're from Boston and lose your ""khakis"" you can't start your car."
"Kids are like doughnuts. Sweet and yummy but more than one, maybe two, and you're like, ""What the hell have I done?"""
"Why do bees hum? Because they can't remember the lyrics"
"I'm busier than... a Catholic priest at a church lock in."
"How many Im not saying she's a slut But jokes are there? Im not saying she a slut but: She's been boarded more times than Amtrak"
"My home pregnancy test came back negative. I guess my house is just getting fat."
"How many ""All Lives Matter"" protesters does it take to change a light bulb? None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time."