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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cast Michael J. Fox as Walter White? Shaking Bad."
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"""No no no!"" said the enraged businessman to the persistent salesman. ""I cannot see you today!"" ""That's fine"" said the salesman ""I'm selling spectacles."""
"Why did the kiddie pool have no friends? Because it was too shallow."
"Texting chemists. ""Where are you?"" ""Out getting some potassium."" ""Umm...K?"" ""Yeah exactly."" ""..."""
"Why was the prostitute so good at her job? It was in her whoremoans."
"What do you call the western half of Kenya? Kenya West"
"Q: What do you say to a twenty ton dinosaur with headphones on? A: Anything you want. He can't hear you."
"What did the termite eat for dinner? A table for two."
"How to flirt: 1. Giggle 2. Apply lip gloss 3. Look down coyly 4. Realize you applied concealer 5. Fall off barstool"
"Why did the porn star end up in the E.R.? One too many blows to the head. My only original joke. I'll see myself out."