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Joke of the Day

"A 3-foot long chocolate bar is ""fun size"" not a 2-inch one. I'm not afraid to be controversial."

"Back then: You are the bomb, yo Future: You are the clock, yo"

"I suddenly met a man who had a problem with premature ejaculation. He just came out of nowhere."

"Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog? So he could ""get a long little doggy""."

"Why did the minus sign run for office? To make a difference."

"Currently stuck at an auction bidding for a house with a lengthy corridor. I'm in it for the long hall."

"My boss just informed me its unprofessional to tell customers congratulations when they call in to change last name due to divorce."

"So far my toddler's most impressive defense mechanism is pooping his pants every time anyone rings our doorbell."

"A man walks into a bar And the bar happened to be at crotch level and it hurt like a motherfucker"

"fun prank: go observe the newborns at the hospital & if someone asks which is yours say ""I haven't decided yet"" while sobbing uncontrollably"