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Joke of the Day

"What is black, white, and red all over? Interracial double penetration"

"What do you call conjoined dolphins Dual porpoise"

"At least you'll be able to watch Jeremy Clarkson on Dave for the next 12 years."

"*golf pro picks up his ball and eats it* *audience claps politely*"

"I got shoes from a drug dealer once... I don't know what it was laced with but I was tripping all day!!"

"A Blond walks into a Bar ""Ouch"""

"I guess you could say Luke Skywalker single-handedly defeated the empire. I told this joke to someone in a dream, and when I woke up I realized it was actually funny."

"Extra car key Extra house key Extra storage unit key Key to an extra apartment with a liquor cabinet - Keys to a successful relationship"

"I made fun of a lady swaddling her dog in a blanket and she overheard and turns out it wasn't a dog it was her baby hey have a great Monday."

"My successful pancake business was recently shut down Someone tipped off the police that I was selling them hot"