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Joke of the Day

"Overweight is something that just sort of snacks up on you."

"Why are Italians so good at football? Because it involves changing sides halfway through."

"Soccer player calls his wife after a game... Player: ""I scored two goals!!"" Wife: ""Great! What was the end scored?"" Player: ""1:1"""

"I was on a date other day when the girl said she wanted to start a long distance relationship using semaphore. Raised a couple of red flags..."

"What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu? If you have Bird Flu, you need tweetment. If you have Swine Flu, you need oink-ment."

"A beautiful girl looks good in the background of her smart friend."

"i just found that children's tylenol is made for children, not out of children, and i feel relieved. but that could just be the tylenol..."

"Would a cosplay of the Hunchback of Notre Dame be called... ... a quasi-Quasimodo?"

"I find it kinda funny that people still reuse memes from 10 years ago and i find it kinda sad that these things these people talk of are the best they ever have."

"I keep hearing people say it was just a bad situation and the Gator was hungry. They found the body intact, guess the gator couldn't have been that hungry."