2019
Joke of the Day
"What do you call conjoined dolphins Dual porpoise"
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"Chuck Norris Found The Ark Of The Covenant... He Currently Uses It As A Coffee Table."
"What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ? A dinosnore !"
"Teacher: did you cheat on your math test? Me: [remembering having sex with a history exam] umm no way"
"Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore? Because their eggs stinked!"
"The hardest part about having a beard Washing the smell of pussy out of it everyday."
"Me: I'm ghosting him. Her: You stopped talking to him? Me: No, I'm showing up when he least expects it and scaring the shit out of him."
"Condoms 1272AD - Arab Muslims invent the first condoms using the lower intestine of goats. 1856AD - English farmers improve on the idea by first removing the intestine from the goat."
"Taint Why is the taint called your taint? because it taint your nuts and it taint your ass."
"Who is the biggest gangster in the sea ? Al Caprawn !"