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Joke of the Day

"Extra car key Extra house key Extra storage unit key Key to an extra apartment with a liquor cabinet - Keys to a successful relationship"

"Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere **Knock Knock** Who's there? Not Sally."

"I save a lot of money on makeup by just being attractive."

"Me: They were gone. All of them. Just gone. I've never felt so alone. Therapist: So, after the donuts were gone, then what did you do?"

"21 ways to piss off the mods on this sub [removed]"

"What kind of bees scare neckbeards? Boo-bees."

"It is amazing how many problems you can solve by ignoring them."

"What kind of sharks make good carpenters? Hammerheads!"

"What did the bra say to the hat? You go on a head, I'll give these two a lift"

"Obama ran around the whitehouse with Biden. Their total time was 9:48. When they had finished Biden said ""Hey Barack, did we beat the record?"" Out of breath Obama said ""No, Bush did 9:11"""