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Joke of the Day

"At least you'll be able to watch Jeremy Clarkson on Dave for the next 12 years."

"Did you hear about the penis-less man that got excited? He just came out of nowhere"

"What do women put on their ears to look more attractive?... Their knees. (Not sure if this one translates well to english)"

"What's the difference between Acne and a Catholic priest? Acne cums on your face after you're 12."

"I don't know why hippies made such a big deal out of it... all their records were groovy. All of them. -your dad"

"What did the cop say to Boris Yosanavich after pulling him over for speeding? Quit Russian."

"My girlfriend hate when i call her fat And now she want us to break up so i said : What about the baby."

"What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot, you racist!"

"If you receive an e-mail that says: ''FREE JUSTIN BIEBER CONCERT TICKETS'' Don't open it! It may contain free Justin Bieber concert tickets."

"I've found that most girls make a lot of noise in the bedroom... Usually right after they see me at the window."