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Joke of the Day
"At least you'll be able to watch Jeremy Clarkson on Dave for the next 12 years."
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"My business running a dating agency for chickens just folded. Its hard making hens meet."
"An opinion without 3.14 ...is just an onion. "
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"I memorize Presidential Candidate speeches And Hillary's is hardest to get down PAC"
"The Ugly Hag by Ida Face"
"As a kid, the thing that used to annoy me about going to church was all the standing up and sitting down and kneeling... I wish the priest could just pick a position and fuck me."
"You know you have something special w someone when u start finishing their sentences. But enough about me & my local Subway sandwich artist"
"A dozen fish are in a tank. Then one proclaims: ""Can anybody drive this thing?"""
"With God all things are possible; but with money all things are probable. And with a good accountant, they're all deductible."