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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a 3 humped camel? Pregnant."
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"What good is a space heater, it's cold here on Earth."
"Gotta be consistent about working under the influence so coworkers think you're naturally that weird"
"""Doctors report a new super effective painkiller."" Its axed shaped for splitting headaches!"
"Oscar Pistorius was keen to get a new bathroom door.... but his girlfriend was dead against it. Source: Scorch-O-Rama cafe, Wellington, New Zealand"
"Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill? Because he was dead"
"An attractive woman at a bar orders a double entendre. The bartender gives it to her."
"I hear Donald Trump has been endorsed by the Roman Catholic Church He's called for a ban on contraception. He wants to make America mate again"
"I still use the word ""dude"". I don't give a dude. I don't use it right, but I still dude it."
"What do you call a women who cant draw? Trace"