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Joke of the Day
"An attractive woman at a bar orders a double entendre. The bartender gives it to her."
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"why is being in the mafia and administering cunnilingus similar one slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit"
"Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door? A: The doorbell shrieks!"
"It's hard to say what my wife does for a living She sells sea shells by the sea shore."
"people get sad when a bird flys into a window but when i do it its a big hassle"
"I was asked who my favorite X-Men character was... Apparently, Caitlyn Jenner was an inappropriate answer."
"If I had a dollar for every gender that there is... If I had a dollar for every gender that there is, I'd have 2 dollars."
"Googled woodworking. Broke my coffee table down and built a birdhouse. Desk is now a birdhouse too. Pretty much everything's a birdhouse now"
"If you've never seen Bear Grylls before... Urine for a treat"
"An evil baked potato hatched a devious scheme Fortunately, it was foiled."